Dear Asshat Riding a Motorcycle in my Residential Neighborhood,
The speed limit is 25. You can go faster? But for the love of all that is holy, do not try to pass me on the left, when I'm slowing down. Chances are I'm about to turn into my fucking driveway.
Sorry I almost killed you,
Ashley
P.S. turn your headlight on. It's pitch black outside; maybe if I'd seen you I wouldn't have a) almost killed you and b) laid on my horn. I hope your adrenaline is still pumping high.
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